Discussion:
What is the name of your state?I can just picture some of you guys and gals doing some of these
things...LOL


Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking her/his sweet
time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when
they
aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3
in Housewares'... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why
can't
you people just leave me alone?! "

8. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows
where the antidepressants are.

10. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say
"PICK ME! PICK ME!"

11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume
the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices
again!!!"

And last, but not least:

12. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then
yell
loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"
Answer:
cool.